And the Browser said unto the Visitor, "Seek ye first
the link to thy page. Click it and all these things shall
be added unto thee".
Browser 6.0, Microsoft Edition
But the Visitor said unto the Browser, "The link is
not working. I seem to have taken the wrong path and I find
myself in a strange place staring at an error message."
And the Web Server said unto the Visitor, "The page
which you are seeking is not available. I have served up many
pages unto you but the page you are with is not the one you
Apache Web Server 1.3.27, Unix Edition
And the Webmaster said unto the Visitor, "Go ye back
to the place from which ye have come. Drink ye from the Well
of Refreshing, after which ye may venture forth upon the path
of thy choosing.
- Click ye first upon thy Browser's "Back" button.
- Click ye next upon thy Browser's "Refresh" button.
- Then click ye upon the link of thy choosing once again.
"But woe unto ye if this is not a one-time event and
thy Web Server has not repented of its wicked ways. It shall
cause ye to wail and to moan and to gnash thy teeth and to
rend thy clothing as ye beateth thy head against a wall made
Thus sayeth the Webmaster
at Scripture Insights Dot Com:
"Present unto me thine petitions that I may cause
the Web Server to mendeth the errors of its ways. I shall
make straight the paths for others, that they may not stray
and become lost as ye have. I would not that those who come
after ye shall have to endure such trials and tribulations
as ye have.
"Address ye these petitions to the Webmaster @ ScriptureInsights.Com and be certain to include the name of the page ye had requested:
"Or go ye to the Home Page
where ye shall find a tablet listing the other pages ye
And all was good in the land and the people rejoiced. Yay!